Tuesday

Kids

My wife and I have nine nieces and nephews. And counting, I suppose. Four of them belong to my brother. Interestingly, among my friends the average hovers between 2 and 3 kids per household.
One of my cousins has five kids. A small army.

My wife and I have talked and agreed and we will be happy with one happy and healthy child. She wants a little girl. I want twins.

Either way, at least one happy and healthy child.

While many of my family and friends have multiple children I just want one happy, healthy, very large child. A giant child, so that no matter how many kids any other family and friends might have, my giant child will be able to beat them up.

One giant child

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    1. Thanks Jayne. :) But I was serious about the twins.

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  2. I was going to offer to babysit but...

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  3. I don't want my cats crushed

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    1. Unless your cats are the size of Clifford...

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Thoughts?