Tuesday

When Hell Freezes Over

When hell freezes over
When pigs fly
One chance in a million
When my hair grows back
In a ghost of a chance
When Dallas wins another Superbowl
A snowballs chance in hell
When Baseball returns to Montreal
On the second Tuesday of the week
When Human Rights are respected in Quebec
In a month of Sundays
When I gain superpowers
The 12th of never
When I win the lottery
When my entire salary is tax exempt
...will be when I participate in another writing challenge

When Donkeys Fly
Apparently this is part of a Writing Challenge. To see more, go to www.WeWorkForCheese.com . Today's theme is When hell freezes over.

16 comments:

  1. Yup, that's right around the time we'll host another challenge too. *she says now knowing full-well it'll probably happen again. And again. And again.*

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  2. Ah, but donkeys do fly.....don't they?

    Sigh. It's gonna be a long day.

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  3. Love it! I have a sign up in my kitchen that says that I will listen to complaints on the second tuesday!

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  4. You have a couple of items unique to Montreal/Quebec. You might wanna add when the Nordiques come back. Well done.

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    1. Or when the PQ get a majority. Well it is possible. But not this spring.

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  5. And of course, "When the Toronto Maple Leafs win another Stanley Cup." (See? I know some sports.)

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    1. I don't if an event that occurs once a century can be included in this list.

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  6. So, what you're saying is we'll be waiting awhile?

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  7. Well done...but you know you'll be back next time.

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    1. Isn't it strange how our minds work? Pain is forgotten and we return to the behaviour that caused the pain in the first place.

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  8. I love them. They make me feel special. :)

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  9. Cliches and things that won't happen. Excellent!

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Thoughts?