|Rule 5 of Men's Room Etiquette|
My hands are clean. Does that make a difference?
Now there is a guy on the phone and he is standing at the urinal. I washed my hands and I am using our really loud hand dryer. My hands were dry at least 23 seconds ago. Now, I am just trying to disrupt his phone call. I want him to say something like, 'Do you mind? I'm on the phone.'
Some guy walked in with his sandwich and drink from Subway and went into the stall to, er... sit down. I did see him fifteen minutes later with the whole sandwich, so, at least he didn't eat it in the stall. Forget about hygiene - or don't - that is just wrong.
Every time I go to the bathroom at work I bump into a certain colleague of mine. I started thinking that he must have problems with his bowels as he is here every time I am.
But then it dawned on me, he probably thinks the same of me. Why is Shawn always in the bathroom whenever I am here?
|For the couple that doesn't get enough alone time - Tandem Toilets|