Today's prompt from the 30 Day Creative Writing Challenge is "Roast another blogger". Another blogger?! Heck! I say, let's roast all the bloggers that participated in the challenge. I tried to balance the insults. Considering I never actually met most of the bloggers, this should be interesting. I stole these jokes.
And I also apologize to each of you in advance. And I apologize to those of you that I did not include.
Some people say he drinks, he donated blood to the Red Cross, and they used it to sterilize the instruments.
What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying he’s not Mike WJ. With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In his case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot.
I don't like Nicky -- and I always will. She may be a vegetarian but she's still full of baloney. Nicky was asked if she was a submissive wife. She said no, but her husband is."
"To promote her blog Ziva just began a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. "
00dozo has no equal. Everybody is better.
Cheesy Mike is so dull, when he goes to vote, they hand him an absentee ballot. If he said what he thought - he'd be speechless. He once looked out a window and got arrested for mooning.
P.J. makes onions cry.
Sorry everyone. If I really meant it I wouldn't apologize.