Is this a Holiday Tradition?

Not one, not two, not three, but four people found by searching for "how to make your penis look like a candy cane".

Anyone want to contribute a story on "how to make your penis look like a candy cane"? Through proper search engine optimization I really think I can corner the penis-candy cane market.

1 comment:

  1. OK, I am absolutely baffled as to why people would want to know that but I guess that is what is wonderful about the internet. I would recommend psychiatric help but if that doesn't work, I think a combination of experimental surgical procedures and personalized implants might do the trick. Oh, but wait, if this turns out to be just for the holidays, that would mean the procedure has to be reversible and in this case, I am at a loss.