Tuesday

Stronger Beer

From the album Throw Down, here is Tim Hicks' Stronger Beer. singing about the difference between Canada and the U.S.A.



Tim Hicks is a country singer and songwriter from St. Catherines, Ontario. His album Throw Down was released in 2013. The follow up 5:01 in August 2014.
Difference Between Canada and U.S.A. 
Tim Hicks


Fear the Walking Dead

Fear the Walking Dead is the title of AMC's new spin-off of the Walking Dead. While TWD went on it's summer hiatus and is due to return October 2015, Fear of the Walking Dead will premiere this summer.

Earlier this month AMC announced a two season order of the prequel companion series. The new series will be set in Los Angeles and focuses on new characters and story-lines. The show’s first season will consist of six one-hour episodes. The show’s second season will air in 2016.
Kim Dickens plays a guidance counsellor trying to survive the zombie apocalypse alongside her teacher boyfriend, played by New Zealander Cliff Curtis..

Dave Erickson will work alongside TWD creator Robert Kirkman, as show runner. Here is the brand new trailer for Fear The Walking Dead set for release on AMC this summer 2015


Fear The Walking Dead

Monday

An Open Letter To My Colleagues

An open letter to my colleagues. 

Anyone can pee on the toilet seat. That doesn't mean you should. Sir, if your aim is that bad why don't you sit down?

We already established in 1863 that filing your nails in the office was not professional. And clipping nails? Every few seconds we hear click click click, click click click. Not to mention the nail shrapnel landing on my desk.

Eating Fish is a healthy way of adding balance to your diet.  Smelly fish? Please warn us so we may evacuate the kitchen.
Office Etiquette
We all fart - but you have a problem. Please see your doctor.

And by the way, cologne smells nice. Too much cologne is worse than fart. 

And don't complain to me about your colleague until you look at yourself in the mirror.

This isn't about whether you should or shouldn't smoke.This is about not stinking up the office after you do smoke. Please wear a smoking jacket.

Also, your aggressive support of your favourite sports team is more suited to a sixteen year old. Additionally, your violent hate for your home team makes you a traitor. 

Back to bathrooms, please flush after. If you have food poisoning, I am really sorry. Flush during. 

Flossing your teeth is a sign of good hygiene. Flossing your teeth at your desk is a sign of poor hygiene.

You may talk to me but you must stay at least one step away from me. Any closer and you invade my personal space. If we are in the men's room, the minimum distance grows to six feet.

If you come up to me in the office and greet me with a hearty slap on the back I will make a joke and get back to work.  If you greet me in the bathroom with a hearty slap on the back, as soon as my pants dry, we are going to have issues.

Tuesday

Kids

My wife and I have nine nieces and nephews. And counting, I suppose. Four of them belong to my brother. Interestingly, among my friends the average hovers between 2 and 3 kids per household.
One of my cousins has five kids. A small army.

My wife and I have talked and agreed and we will be happy with one happy and healthy child. She wants a little girl. I want twins.

Either way, at least one happy and healthy child.

While many of my family and friends have multiple children I just want one happy, healthy, very large child. A giant child, so that no matter how many kids any other family and friends might have, my giant child will be able to beat them up.

One giant child